March 2011
2 posts
SWEETPEA: THE STORY OF MY WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY. →
skinnysweetpea:
I was twelve years old when I first realized I was fat.
My best friend was having a birthday party at her house, and because she was lucky enough to have been born in a summer month to a mother who insisted on always having a pool on her porch, the invitation header read: POOL PARTY ! All of…
December 2010
9 posts
Watchamongsthestars:
timeformetosoar:
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-twatcl0t:
annnierose:
brittany-carel:
I got this idea from another video , and it inspired me. I don’t write blogs and make videos for attention. I do it to let it out. I hate bottling up things inside of me. And i also think its a great way to let everyone know how serious and heart braking this disease is....
MY BIRTHDAY.
Was today. Spent that shit doing what? SCHOOLWORK. FUCK YOU COLLEGE. DAY OF INFAMY? MORE LIKE DAY OF WHAT THE FUCK.
DECEMBER 7TH, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FALL ON THE WORST DAY OF THE WEEK? FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
But it’s okay, cause i SEMI-celebrated on saturday, and have a part 2 for my birthday this saturday! WOOOOOOOOOO. VIP BABY.
“Words cannot describe how fucking bored I am. Class at 4 till 10. BARF.”
November 2010
14 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
WOOO! Ask me anything!
I always wondered how people were able to do so… and then I realized there’s a setting on here.
FIRST THE ENDLESS SCROLLING ON THE DASHBOARD AND NOW AN ASK BOX? It’s like Tumblr knows I don’t want to do my homework.
OMG ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR DASHBOARD SETTING.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T DISCOVER THIS EARLIER.
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW!
I'll speak if you'll listen.: Tuesday, November... →
-speak:
Dear friends,
I’m supposed to keep writing. To keep telling you my stories. ‘Cause I know you’ll all listen.
But, now, I find myself tired.
So very very tired.
My life has been going at a steady decline since I’ve turned 18. Maybe it’s that I wasn’t supposed to live at all. Maybe I should’ve…
I’m sorry. I do have a heart. But it seems as though Tumblr has become the...
“Glamour is what I sell, it’s my stock in trade.”
ABC diet starts tomorrow.
Day 1: 500 calories (or less) 2: 500 calories (or less) 3: 300 calories 4: 400 calories 5: 100 calories 6: 200 calories 7: 300 calories 8: 400 calories 9: 500 calories 10: Fast 11: 150 calories 12: 200 calories 13: 400 calories 14: 350 calories 15: 250 calories 16: 200 calories
17: Fast 18: 200 calories 19: 100 calories 20: Fast 21: 300 calories 22: 250 calories 23: 200 calories 24: 150 calories...
September 2010
1 post
I love my new iPhone 4g. Greatest invention ever.
August 2010
6 posts
Today i lost a follower.
I feel 1 follower shy of true leadership.
My life is over.
FY! Hermione Time Turner Prize Draw
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Note: Entering this competition will require the winner to disclose a mailing address to recieve the Time Turner.
Simply reblog or like this post to go into the draw for a Harry Potter Time Turner by Noble Collection! Three runner-up prizes of Gryffindor House scarves will also be drawn. The will be daily reminders to enter the draw.
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Cringe worthy.
I really want a boyfriend.
I’m so bored.
It’s time for something new.
Bahumbug.
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Ladies and men who are gentle, I present to you,...
Procrastination.
Only some can actually pull this off. You see, not only is procrastination the art of leaving shit until the last fighting minute, but it’s also about completing the task with sheer brilliance. You see my fellow Tumblmongers, I was fortunate enough to be born with such a gift…
If I were to say I feel the pain of those who complete tasks earlier than the “holy...
July 2010
5 posts
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Post Master Cleanse!
WOOOOOO! i can’t believe i did 10 days of it. I feel amazing. I lost 18 pounds. Uh. may. ZANG. hello sexy.
anyway, i’m currently on some all veggie diet… i refuse to say vegetarian cause it sounds super douche. It’s going swell! I’ve gained 2 pounds, but i assume it’s from food and from gaining back muscle mass. Sooo it’s a good 2 pounds (considering i...
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Days 1-2-3-4-5-6 and it's officially 7!
This Master Cleanse thing, woo, well let me TELL you. It’s day 7 (it’s 1:38 on the side of the planet that i live on, so YES YES YES) and i’m feelin’ like a big ol’ burrito from chipotle is THE way to go. I joke, i don’t think my body could handle that… i’d probably die just by inhaling. I don’t remember what i’ve said in the last post...
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Day 2! Day 1 Evaluation.
I’m honestly surprised i’ve even made it to day two of the master cleanse. I’m currently writing this right now because i don’t know what else to do with myself so i don’t throw up. I just did the salt water flush and i’m feeling SUPER nauseas, i feel like an ocean. I don’t feel well at all. This is the worst part of the process… i’m feeling a...
Day 1 of the master cleanse!
Oh my goodness, what have i gotten myself into? For the next 10 days, i’m attempting the master cleanse… Let’s see how this goes.
I woke up real excited this morning to begin my master cleanse, and pfft, i’ll let you know that excitement was gone REAL fast. Heres the deal with the cleanse. You’re on a 100% liquid fast, your drink consist of 64 oz. of a...
June 2010
24 posts
Food for thought.
Every time I hear someone say “I hate reading!” I lose a lot of respect for them… almost more than when I find out you’re a radical religious dud.
My summer has consisted of never-ending schooling; if i can’t go on vacation, i’ll read my way out of here :) I love reading. I’m starting a whole new collection of books, I want to enhance my vocabulary for...
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Jeebus.
Pretty Little Liars.
This is actually creepy, i’m watching it alone at night… and it’s pretty creepy.. when you’re watching it alone… at night.
yeah. Hulu has commercials, and i’m taking this opp. to update. WOO.
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Being productive feels so damn good.
I have spent the entirety of my day doing math homework… you may think this sounds absurd, but wait till you take math over a 6 week period… OVER THE SUMMER. kill me now. You get about 40 pages of math homework A DAY. I wish i was exaggerating. Summer courses are so ridiculously compact, they try to cram so much crap into 6 weeks your head doesn’t know where to go. I like it...
FUCKING VUVUZELAS.
STFU GODDAMIT. THE WHOLE GAME IS BUZZING.
What a damn shame...
itsjennica:
breeology:
(via bronzbabyy)
“Once you enter high school things change, some of your best friends become bitches, your boyfriend becomes a prick. Homework goes in the trash; cell phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension, soda becomes beer, and gum becomes pot. Bikes become cars. Lollipops become cigarettes. Lip-gloss becomes makeup. French kisses become...
Rob Pats... can act? Kinda?
Just finished watching “Remember Me,” and i’m not gonna lie, i was hooked. Maybe his whole English accent thing isn’t working for him. He kinda slipped up a couple times and some accent came out, but all together, good shit. Totes cried at the end… like BAAAAAAWWWWWWLING like a baby.
Oh the things tweens can do.
I love the Twilight books, not gonna lie…
but really… all these awards given to Twilight and its actors is sheer bullshit. THEY CAN’T ACT FOR CRAP. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHEN PATTINSON AND STEWART ACT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY’RE HAVING A STROKE WHILE SITTING ON THE CRAPPER. NO PERSONALITY WHATSOEVER… KRISTIN STEWART IS LIKE AN AWKWARD PREPUBESCENT BOY.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH...
“I think I think too much.”