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It was an ugly ugly drawing, but I just wanted to make it so I could start it:D won’t you join me?

TOTALLY doing this

princesssylvia:

It was an ugly ugly drawing, but I just wanted to make it so I could start it:D won’t you join me?

TOTALLY doing this

08.09.10 8911
Cringe worthy.

I really want a boyfriend.

I’m so bored. 

It’s time for something new. 

Bahumbug. 

08.08.10 3
Ladies and men who are gentle, I present to you, the most impressive skill…

Procrastination.

Only some can actually pull this off. You see, not only is procrastination the art of leaving shit until the last fighting minute, but it’s also about completing the task with sheer brilliance. You see my fellow Tumblmongers, I was fortunate enough to be born with such a gift… 

If I were to say I feel the pain of those who complete tasks earlier than the “holy shit, i’m late” mark, then I would be lying to you. My fellow Tumblemongers, I would never lie to you. You’re too special to me.

I’m currently sitting here, embracing every moment that I could be doing my paper on 19th Century Industrialization. I have a keen sense of observation every moment I am given an assignment. The meaning of the clock is insignificant, it’s not there for time, it is there to be broken down and manipulated. By broken down and manipulated, I obviously mean, stared at for hours without a sign of motivation.

Ladies and males who are tender, I enjoy every breaking moment of this non-productivity. I prefer to spend my entire week worrying about the task I am going to do late rather than complete it on time and enjoy my entire week. Please do not go green with envy, for I can already hear you seething at the fact that I have such a brilliant mindset and way of living. And that is all I wanted to inform you about my fellow Tumblemongers, I shall go back to doing absolutely nothing until an hour before my paper is due. My life is amazing.

But on a more serious note, Fml.

08.01.10 5
Post Master Cleanse!

WOOOOOO! i can’t believe i did 10 days of it. I feel amazing. I lost 18 pounds. Uh. may. ZANG. hello sexy.

anyway, i’m currently on some all veggie diet… i refuse to say vegetarian cause it sounds super douche. It’s going swell! I’ve gained 2 pounds, but i assume it’s from food and from gaining back muscle mass. Sooo it’s a good 2 pounds (considering i haven’t been eating loads, obv.)

I get fuller MUCH faster now. My goal is to lose 30 more pounds in the next 2 months. YA TRICK YAAAAA.

good luck to all the people who are going on this amazing detox! WOO! STICK WITH IT, IT HAS SO MANY BENEFITS.

07.21.10 5
Days 1-2-3-4-5-6 and it’s officially 7!

This Master Cleanse thing, woo, well let me TELL you. It’s day 7 (it’s 1:38 on the side of the planet that i live on, so YES YES YES) and i’m feelin’ like a big ol’ burrito from chipotle is THE way to go. I joke, i don’t think my body could handle that… i’d probably die just by inhaling. I don’t remember what i’ve said in the last post about my first day, but pfft. it’s changed a lot since. Days 1-2-3 were said to be the most difficult and horrendous days of the diet… thing is, I kept great composure and it was the exact opposite for me, days 1-3 passed by, easy breezy. Now… days 4-5-6, i’m pretty much miserable. The only thing keeping me on this insane cleanse is the additional and most amazing benefit that comes out of it… the weight loss. 

In the last 6 days I have lost 

drum roll pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase….

15 FREAKING POUNDS. WHAT A FUCKINGASDIAJSD JOKE. WHAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCKITY FUCKWAD. FUCKINGFACKFUCKFICKFIFOFUM. SHUTFUCKAHHKOP. 

I’m just hoping i don’t gain it all back when i get off this shit.

Considering it’s day 7, i have 3 days left… and now, it just seems that i’m shedding pounds left and right, easy breezy… I want to stay on it a little longer, just to see how much i could possibly lose. In 3 days, there is a possibility of losing 3 to 6 pounds or more. How. Fucking. Awesome. Is. THAT?

Anyway, cold symptoms gone, skin looked clear today… but idk what i did, and i guess i’m having a minor breakout. With the way things are going, i’m sure it’ll go away fine. If my tongue doesn’t go back to pink from white on the 10th day, i’m going to have to resume this shit, unfortunately/fortunately. I’m a bit torn as to what to do when the time comes. If weight loss was just as easy as not eating, well fuck, this may be the last time i ever eat again. hahaha kidding, that’s so proanna. I just want a hot bodaaaaaaaaaaaaay! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR DAMMIT?

I’m going to be going on some crazy exercise missions, and eating SO good. If I can control not eating for 10 days, then PFFFFFFFFFFFFT, i’d better be able to control what i fucking eat. Fuck. I REALLY WANT A SALAD RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I’m so scared of gaining all the weight back that i really just might steer away from carbs completely for the next 2 weeks or so… now that my bodies gone into some crazy weight loss thing. (starvation mode, hello)

Anyway, 3 days to go! Let’s see how i dooooo! Hopefully i do lose those extra 3-6!!! omg, how AWESOME would that be to have lost 21 lbs on this shit? HOW. FUCKING. BEAST.

that would make my TOTAL weight loss since i started my “weight loss journey” to a grand total (so far) of 41 lbs. 31 lbs, HELL YEEEEEEEAH. 

07.14.10 6
Day 2! Day 1 Evaluation.

I’m honestly surprised i’ve even made it to day two of the master cleanse. I’m currently writing this right now because i don’t know what else to do with myself so i don’t throw up. I just did the salt water flush and i’m feeling SUPER nauseas, i feel like an ocean. I don’t feel well at all. This is the worst part of the process… i’m feeling a little like death. Uhgasfljasd. Pukefest.

Anyway, day one consisted of being at school, which made everything so much easier. I was at school all day, so i all i took with myself was obv. books and my delightful lunch of lemonade asshole. Surprisingly i had no cravings, and i made it through fine, with the exception of the little headache i had towards the end. 

The sad thing was, the salt water flush didn’t work. I tried it again today, and woo, victory is MINE. hahaha gross.

Anyway, i’m not a good rem sleeper, and my dreams are never vivid… but last night it was crazy. I’ll write about that in my next blog, for now, i’m going to work out a bit. HAWLA. 

07.09.10 3
Day 1 of the master cleanse!

Oh my goodness, what have i gotten myself into? For the next 10 days, i’m attempting the master cleanse… Let’s see how this goes.

I woke up real excited this morning to begin my master cleanse, and pfft, i’ll let you know that excitement was gone REAL fast. Heres the deal with the cleanse. You’re on a 100% liquid fast, your drink consist of 64 oz. of a “Lemonade” concoction (1 cup of fresh squeezed lemon juice, 1/2 cup of organic grade b maple syrup, 1/2 a teaspoon of cayenne pepper, and spring/filtered water). Unfortunately, that’s not the only drink. The night before every morning you do your master cleanse junk, you have to drink an herbal laxative tea… and then wake up in the morning to drink the revolting 32 oz. of the salt water flush.

The worst part of the entire thing. The ingredients go as follows: un-iodized sea salt, and 32 oz. of water. Fml.

I don’t know how people do it for the full 40 days. I was hovering over the sink for a good 20 minutes after it waiting to blow chunks. It feels like your stomach has been invaded with the ocean. Kill me, please. Oh the things i do to lose a pound or two. Bahumbug.

Anyway, the rest of the day, i can drink as much water as i please, along with the “lemonade” that i’m supposed to drink. Well, let’s see how the rest of the day goes. This is one of those days where 1 hour feels like 200 days.

Poop. 

07.08.10 2
Zoom :( 











Madina Lake bassist Matthew Leone is in hospital after intervening in a domestic dispute, according to the band.











Nathan Leone, the band’s singer and Matthew’s brother, said that the bassist was left unconscious after trying to stop a man beating his wife in the street.











“A few nights ago, Matthew walked from my apartment a block and a half down the street to meet a friend for a drink. Half way there he saw a man severely beating his wife. Being the most amazing, strong, heroic and incredible person I know … even though the guy was twice his size, Matthew intervened. He managed to subdue this guy for a second and, since his wife was beat up, called the cops … as he did so the guy jumped him from behind and beat him. This guy did things I can’t even type.”











According to his brother, Leone had to have a third of his skull removed. “We don’t know enough details yet about how that will develop. He acted as a hero (as he always would in any of these situations) and is paying a horrific price.”

I love Madina Lake :( This killed meee :( 

PS) sorry in advance, i removed all the reblog names… way too many names and lines. 

:( 

Madina Lake bassist Matthew Leone is in hospital after intervening in a domestic dispute, according to the band.

Nathan Leone, the band’s singer and Matthew’s brother, said that the bassist was left unconscious after trying to stop a man beating his wife in the street.

“A few nights ago, Matthew walked from my apartment a block and a half down the street to meet a friend for a drink. Half way there he saw a man severely beating his wife. Being the most amazing, strong, heroic and incredible person I know … even though the guy was twice his size, Matthew intervened. He managed to subdue this guy for a second and, since his wife was beat up, called the cops … as he did so the guy jumped him from behind and beat him. This guy did things I can’t even type.”

According to his brother, Leone had to have a third of his skull removed. “We don’t know enough details yet about how that will develop. He acted as a hero (as he always would in any of these situations) and is paying a horrific price.”

I love Madina Lake :( This killed meee :( 

PS) sorry in advance, i removed all the reblog names… way too many names and lines. 

07.03.10 0
Food for thought.

Every time I hear someone say “I hate reading!” I lose a lot of respect for them… almost more than when I find out you’re a radical religious dud.

My summer has consisted of never-ending schooling; if i can’t go on vacation, i’ll read my way out of here :) I love reading. I’m starting a whole new collection of books, I want to enhance my vocabulary for when the PCATS come along… or just for the hell of it.

I’m starting to read “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand. I want to go to the library and get “The Gospels of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” by Bobby Henderson, and “The God Delusion” by Richard Dawkins. 

06.25.10 3
Jeebus.

06.24.10 3
Pretty Little Liars.

This is actually creepy, i’m watching it alone at night… and it’s pretty creepy.. when you’re watching it alone… at night.

yeah. Hulu has commercials, and i’m taking this opp. to update. WOO. 

06.20.10 3
Zoom I got this book right after my high school graduation… and it has yet to be used properly. Bahumbug. I’m a PCAT ninja. 

I got this book right after my high school graduation… and it has yet to be used properly. Bahumbug. I’m a PCAT ninja. 

06.19.10 3
Being productive feels so damn good.

I have spent the entirety of my day doing math homework… you may think this sounds absurd, but wait till you take math over a 6 week period… OVER THE SUMMER. kill me now. You get about 40 pages of math homework A DAY. I wish i was exaggerating. Summer courses are so ridiculously compact, they try to cram so much crap into 6 weeks your head doesn’t know where to go. I like it though, getting it done with is my favorite thing.

Anyway, I went to the library with my mom and brother and did homework for 2 hours… then came home and did more homework for another 2 hours. Now i’m going to go finish my Student Ambassador application, and start studying for this BS Sociology test.

All my finals are this week, I think. I’m almost positive they are, because next week my next classes are starting. AHHHHHHHH. Western Civ. Part Deux, and MORE math. BAHHHHHHHH.

And then for Fall 2010 i’m taking Chem 111, Mth 166, Chem Lab, and something else that i can’t think of… Brrr drr. Maybe 13 creds? I’m not sure…

I have seriously got to start studying for the PCATS… i’m so fucked if I don’t take them by this year, or the beginning of next year. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUMBUG.

Anyway, back to work. This was a lovely break. See you in about 20 years. (or minutes, depending on how much this has distracted me)

06.19.10 3
Zoom thedailywhat:

Meanwhile, In Hell of the Day: Dear God no.
[olybop.]

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

thedailywhat:

Meanwhile, In Hell of the Day: Dear God no.

[olybop.]

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

06.16.10 1293
FUCKING VUVUZELAS.

STFU GODDAMIT. THE WHOLE GAME IS BUZZING. 

06.16.10 3